This is my day. Swamp People On Demand.

"Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes."

Bette Midler

Tonight I ate a fried twinkie. I don’t know whether to feel shame or pride, but it made watching baseball so much more tolerable. 

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

my zebra-print Tolani scarf

This is how they rock out to Easter in the South. Hard core shit. 

ADHD

An hour into this, I’ve changed my theme seven times and my title twice. 

Late to the game

Hey, yeah, so just now joining tumblr…

I know I’m a little late to the game. Suffered a nasty bout of Social Media Burn-Out recently. I’m cured now, though, and I’m feeling pretty good. Bring it, boys and girls! Who wants to play? Let’s talk about stuff!